Humor

• A statistician is someone who loves to work with numbers but doesn't have the personality of being an accountant.
• How many statistician does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: 1-3 α=0.05
• There is no truth to the allegation that statisticians are mean. They are your standard normal deviates.
• How do you tell one bathroom full of statistician from another? Answer: Check the p-value.
• The Lipton company is big on statistics, especially on t-tests.

By: Patrick Anthony M. Alcantara